Mastodon posts

1. It always feels like

   somebody’s watching me

   and i get no privacy

   

   

   

2. Heading to lunch with co-workers like it’s 2019

   

3. Acab people stay the heck away from my toddler

   

4. 100 years of trying to finish 100 years of solitude

5. I was on a pub crawl the morning that billy mays died, which we learned from this website, and we dedicated the rest of the crawl to him, RIP