kinda lol that electeds lead with their origin story and the nice happy abstract thoughts they have instead of what specific problems they’ve identified and what specifically they think can be done about those problems but liberals seem to like things this way so who is to say

people whose only exposure to the u.s. marine corp is the movie Full Metal Jacket: “ok weird, that’s just like in Full Metal Jacket”

if yer quick like a gunslinger you can pluck the anthers of these lil fuckers as they open, before the pollen is loose, and toss em in the compost or what have you and enjoy the lillie without the inevitable mess they otherwise leave

adding all of the inbound numbers these http://opinions.solutions surveys come from to a new contact because the pretending makes it more fun when I fill them out

on matters of credentialism and meritocracy at work I pointed out that at least engineering PhD havers probably had to take an ethics class at some point and I one of the engineering PhD havers in the conversation corrected me

“Debord’s first book, Mémoires, was bound with a sandpaper cover so that it would damage other books placed next to it.” lmao 👑

love to bump around in the dark barking my shins on random google acquisitions and deprecated promoware that can’t be used with my “legacy” gsuite on a vanity domain which, if I had a time machine, I never would have established, but used for the past 15 years, ggwp

heh, steel toed boots? in the army they teach us that this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, and this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.

someone just commented on a gist of an AppleScript I posted in 2011 so I gave ‘em the business (I gisted the AppleScript I use instead, now, in 2022, for them)

So far, I’ve only had to ATO one thing, and it was to cancel an actual magazine subscription, which claimed that it’ll refund the remainder to whatever payment device kicked off the subscription, so I don’t feel too bad about that