https FBI site ssl is broken, and then the site is broken. http://failover.fbi.gov/failover.htm

Neighboring cubicle dweller is dusting his desk for fingerprints using artificial creamer and packing tape. Dude passed a psych screen?

$FREAKOUT=echo -e “\007” in shell script alert, PuTTY using Super Mario Bros. 1 ‘brick.wav’ bell, cranked Tivoli speakers.
So.
Nerdy.

If my server is in a cloud and I type "echo -e “\007” does anyone here the system bell?

Italian friend: No Internet? Want me to run yoa phone? You could dial up your 56k and use what is it? Goofer? Me: gopher? Him: Yes, goopher.

Doing REDACTED with REDACTED at REDACTED. Whoa! Look at that load average REDACTED good thing REDACTED doesn’t know about this

Repeat: I can tell it’s election season because pot holes on East Fayette Ave are getting filled. Yeah, we should re-elect these guys!

@commonwombat help the rest of us understand your one-man Genovese Syndrome: leave bait (erasable spray paint?) and take pictures.

RT @fakejohnmccain: OK, I suppose it was only a matter of time until shit like this started showing up: http://is.gd/49MY (hat tip @_huny)

New rule: no martinis on debate-nights.