I like beer. I like bacon. I can walk to @bad_decisions. I have an exam tonight. One of these things sucks.

Banning hugely popular websites because ‘they might be attack vectors!’ fear creates a black market. See: drug war

Noticed an uptick in yahoo.com GET malware vectors? Were one of their advertisers compromised? Vetting prob? goforuniq.evil + adtrgt.evil

@sansforensics RegRipper rocks! Registry analysis tools are critical for incident responders and forensics analysts. http://is.gd/shqp

Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy

@grecs plug for NSM practitioners using ringbuffer captures that are dealing with data overload: http://is.gd/sh67 (comments appreciated)

Innaction in the face of expected interruption because of a fear of task-switching is a terrible design pattern. Stop procrastinating.

Pirate walks into a bar, bartender notices he has a ship’s wheel attached to his belt buckle.

Bartender says “What’s that for?”

“Vundo!”

Batch! Pale Ale FG: a cloudy 1.010, OG was 1.078 pre-pitch. That’s a 9% ABV! I question my OG reading – tastes great, but tastes 5%ish

Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.