Why does my macbook pro feel like a candidate for an anarchist’s cookbook recipe? Oh, just some crashed shells. http://is.gd/uX6X

@alexhutton awesome, @charmsec is a fun group of talent with an infosec problem.

How I decoded the 2009 Verizon DBIR cover and won the challenge: http://is.gd/uWLU #vzdbir #databreach #security #crypto #infosec

@electricfork could be. I think @McNasty99’s 90’s cover band White Ford Bronco has the power to actually warp time. But only to the 90s.

With my new cornelius keg homebrew rig, I have the power to force-carbonate five gallons of any liquid. World: you are on notice.

http://twitpic.com/4222i - Hop schedule: 60 min. magnum, 30 min. perle, 10 min. cascades & moss, cascades at flame-out. Mmmmhm.

Bottling or kegging my Batch! Pale today, then brewing another pale ale and a dunkleweizen with @electricfork

Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.

Hopefully grilling and relaxing w/ @vurtyou on our roof deck this evening w/ torches + tunes, practicing for tomorrow’s beer festival