imagine reading SIASL ITYOOL-two-thousand-whatever and then complying with adding “grok” to your vocabulary like the nerds before you

weird as hell, right? I thought we weren’t doing that anymore

aside: “Unlike most political systems, plutocracy is not rooted in any established political philosophy.” lmbo

i know it’s just plutocracy by another name but if you can believe it, we can invent a society run by clowns, which I suppose would be called a “coulrotocracy”

My sources say that trunk-or-treat, for kids, being considered for Americans. I am insufferable and take no pleasure in reporting this.

the most beautiful word in the american language is the word COMPACT spray painted on the concrete between the spaces in a parking garage

posting volunteer fire company

“truth coming out of her think tank to” and so on and so forth, and/or along with other things of a similar kind, et cetera, et cetera

that was originally going to be “jazz” but then I thought, what is even more annoying to people who don’t like it than ska?

It goes without saying that the contents of this ska song would have been inclusive of people of many tastes and backgrounds, as well as those of us who are not into music at all.

Atheism!