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  1. i just wanna inbox-zero from the oldest message, folks, is that so bad [I get hit in the chest w/ a tomato thrown from the audience] no, not that one, the one below it [a shoe flies by, the entire crowd is hissing and booing, an anvil drops from the stage lights and crashes to the floor just to my left] see if I press ‘y’ google is all ’n’ and imo that’s [a giant hook enters from stage right] a huge ‘L’ [the house lights come up, a google bus crashes into the venue, workers start pouring ou—

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  2. in gmail on web with the preview pane enabled for a sorted mailbox:

    archiving the first (top) message causes gmail to select the message below the archived message

    archiving any non-top messages that aren’t the ultimate (bottom) message causes gmail to select the message above the archived message

    archiving the ultimate (bottom) message causes gmail to select the message above the message above the archived message.

    🤷🏻‍♂️

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  3. wanted to read Chekhov but wasn’t sure what translation to look for, learned that Nabokov had a dislike for Constance Garnett, remembered that Nabokov was also on my todo list, started Pnin, and right away, he’s doing the moves, dumping on Garnett 🤗

    photograph of page sixty-something of "Pnin" not Nabokovit reads:He tried habitats of another type: rooms for rent in private houses which, although differing from each other in many respects (not all, for instance, were clapboard ones; a few were stucco, or at least partly stucco), had one generic characteristic in common: in their parlor or stair-landing bookcases Hendrik Willem van Loon and Dr. Cronin were inevitably present; they might be separated by a flock of magazines, or by some glazed and buxom historical romance, or even by Mrs.Garnett impersonating somebody (and in such houses there would be sure to hang somewhere a Toulouse-Lautrec poster), but you found the pair without fail, exchanging looks of tender recognition, like two old friends at a crowded party.

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  4. i’m constantly flip flopping things in my imagination and honestly it’s kinda intrusive and annoying but also some people clearly do not and cannot and it’s so weird imaging their world

    the typical stuff:

    looking at a young person and imagining them older, even much older

    seeing an old person and reminding myself that they were once my age, once in high school, or elementary school

    gender presentation alternates

    etc

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  5. I still spin my phone the same way I did twenty years ago with my thumb on my blackberry’s thumb wheel and middle finger on the back of the phone

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  6. important follow up disclaimer: signs are but a small part of activism, one person’s shame and action is not the actual sole or specific expected result, there is almost always a larger strategy, there isn’t a “right way” to protest, etc

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  7. shameful-bystander-“they oughta”-comment

    using (protest) signs to shame a (shameless) mayor in a major U.S. city about traffic infrastructure when (ineffective) signs are their preferred compromise, for the same reasons, even (they are cheap, easy to put up quickly), sure is something

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  8. F

    screenshot from https://sf.courts.ca.gov/divisions/jury-services/jury-reporting-instructionsGroup Numbers: 606, 611, 616, 618 and 624Please report in person on the following date, time and location:Date: Friday, March 29, 2024

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  9. feeling pretty isolated and lonely this evening, so much that socials are downright off-putting, I can’t get into the book I’m reading, and there’s nothing to watch that is appealing at all. oh, I do have an American Master’s to finish, let’s see

    https://www.pbs.org/video/hopper-an-american-love-story-faeahk/

    ah, christ, this guy!?

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)
  10. I forgot to check on this last night! Phew, we remain on standby.

    originally posted on mastodon over 2 years ago (permalink)