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  1. cw: mens rights nonsense

    my point: so if you feel like you don’t need some old guy rubbing your nose in a “deuteragonist" (I had to look up the word for that) “hey look at this kid who is a twitch streamer who is kinda black pilled, don’t be lame like this”, because you yourself are also over that, maybe skip this one

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  2. a few of my favorite very-online writers—but I’m think of Pargin and Jeb Lund (who for all I know don’t know each other at all) specifically here and not like, uh, Lockwood—are pretty good about using their veterans-of-forum-wars (or at least that era of online) past to be pretty strong voices for not being assholes on the internet.

    this is a lot of that

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  3. 25: “I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom” by Jason Pargin ( https://static.macmillan.com/static/smp/starting-to-worry-about-9781250285959/)

    publisher’s hardback illustration for the hardback of “I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom” by Jason Pargin, as I read it. The book is black but the dust jacket is white with black caps sans in three descending rows along an arc ending on DOOM over a bright green splatbelow the title an illustration of the protagonist, a girl in a red hoodie and green sunglasses sits on a black road case labeled A NOVELI'M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUTTHIS BLACK BOX OFD00MJASONPARGINBESTSELLING AUTHOR OFJOHN DIES AT THE ENDA NOVEL

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  4. I was gonna have a visual aid of a real pirate treasure map for this but it seems like real pirates merely wanted real maps, which were hard to come by back then

    makes a lotta sense I guess!

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  5. an elaborate rude metaphor in which every landmark the dashed line loops around on weathered parchment before it eventually reaches the X-marks-the-spot is a pivot in virtualization stacks by the freenas people trying and failing to lose both the the annoying virtualization (jails, docker, kubernetes, etc) janitors inhabiting each landmark and the actual pirates who use their projects to power their NASs 🏴‍☠️

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  6. convincing myself that my bad posts in chat, that even the people who used to reply to, have stopped replying to, to me, are still worth doing, for the lurkers

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  7. Pressing the bubble on pop-°-matic® TROUBLE® is now AI.

    sales photo of the board game TROUBLE, which I played the heck out of when I like six years old, over a white void in the matrix or whatever. The box faces us in single point perspective in the top left and the game itself in red, green, yellow, and blue at a jaunty angle as if on a table in front of usthe entire premise of the game is that you can push on a clear plastic bubble in the middle to make a die role insidepop ° matic®Instrucciones del juego ingles y espasolTROUBLEBump others back in this Race-Ahead Game...But don't get caught or you're in Trouble!TROUBLETROVOURFeaturesPop-o-matic Dice RollerJust press the bubble and yournumber's up!Famity5+|25-35 | PLAYERSA WARNING:CHOKING HAZARO ThiS tY3800TROUGLE

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  8. it would be nice a la “smoking or non?" at restaurants if I could make a reservation for outdoor dining and not arrive to find “outdoor” to be four walls of clear vinyl and propane

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  9. kinda worry that sonos is never going to re-add direct stream urls to their first party apps or even fix the players to load the ones that are already there, and that think the fix is going to be a DIY sonos service app and not entire DIY controllers, which, unfortunately, seems to be the bias

    they are, otherwise, goldilocks pieces of hardware for my specific preferences, so broader alternatives are not interesting

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  10. doodling on maps with satellites

    screenshot crop of a mapped walk in Strava detailing that I walked p much every path in the south-west corner of City College this morning, which means lots of doubling back, looping, taking each meandering path back to the same spot, each set of stairs on all sides of and round buildings, in the fog

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)