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  1. S. J. W.s at this playground?

    photograph of small nautical flag (i assume?)  tiles embedded in concrete steps at a toddler playground in san francisco with Sierra, Juliett, and Whiskey written under each flag, The initial letters are large while the remainder are small caps.

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  2. Oè!

    photograph of the san francisco giants stadium from beyond right field and across a body of water. in the foreground, a twenty foot statue of baseball player who just swing their bat is on a small pedestal, but what its eyes catching is that in the water, a gondola is being oared by a gondolier wearing a red and white striped shirt and a flat brimmed straw hat. the sole occupant of the umbrellas is holding a paper straw for the afternoon sun. i've never been to Venice but i assume these people have or wish they had.

    photograph of the san francisco giants stadium the bridge the gondolier is about to go under. a gondola is being oared by a gondolier wearing a red and white striped shirt and a flat brimmed straw hat. the sole occupant of the umbrellas is holding a paper straw for the afternoon sun. i've never been to Venice but i assume these people have or wish they had. there are a few other small sailboats around them.

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
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  4. on my bullshit—in Denver—not nearly my first time here, just visiting friends for the weekend and had a kid-nap-time time to wander.

    p nice!

    a map of downtown Denver, centering the central business district, with the word Denver in bold in the bottom right, and a purple line trailing along a river south-east and back about 6 miles along the river

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  5. “Blah, blah blah. But, blah blah, blah.” — a billionaire.

    https://sfba.social/@MLNow/113985615783033480

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  6. originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  7. 😮😮🙂‍↔️

    our third orchid bloom finally got some sun and opened up but it’s facing the wrong way, this is a photo of the two facing right out into the room looking pretty while the smaller third one is facing mostly to the right and away in the distance

    a photo of the reverse side of the previous one, the new bloom is facing down and to the right in profile, the two bigger older siblings are up and to the left in side-view, behind are a red/green prayer plant, a very healthy fiddle plant, and in the distance, a wall of books

    a grab of the final two drawings on the final line of the “calvin’s dad tries to get calvin to sit for a portrait in a dress shirt and tie with his hair combed” - on the left is the last picture, where calvin has turned away from the camera just before the shutter was pressed, on the right cavlin’s parents are looking at the photosDad: “WE CANT SENDTHESE IN OURCHRISTMASCARDS. PEOPLEWILL THINK IT'SSACRILEGIOUS.”Mom: “WELL, THESEDO LOOKLIKE CALVIN.. EXCEPTFOR THECOMBEDHAIR.”

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  8. “whatya mean, I’m not turning on reactions?”

    screen grab from the opening interview scene in Blade Runner between Holden and Leon before Leon shots a hole in Holden’s stomach with a laser, Leon is sitting in a chair staring at Holden

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  9. gonna call this variety of slop post-labor-impressionism

    a screenshot of an ad for some financial advice posts or grifts (is there a difference) of a bull with three horns and a bears face and weird feet growling or something with a weird tongue at a bear that is down on one elbow or something, on wall street in new york, I suppose, idk, nonsense neoclassical and NY looking stuff behind it, rendered with photographic realism but obviously AI nonsense

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)
  10. 😮😮

    photograph of the orchid that bloomed a week ago. it now has a bloomed companion, and the last bud week probably join this pair in a few days

    macro of the interior of the new orchid flower with yellow and pink highlights

    originally posted on mastodon about a year ago (permalink)