we’ve been denied this rhythm for a sitting p for twenty years

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third way implies the existence of a first way

Cool.

my favorite two gimmicks from Steve Conrad’s shows ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4687882/ and https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8912384/) is that he has his characters call each other by first name a lot, and a lot of responses are just “Cool.” So if I say “Cool.” that’s what I’m doing.

just put a sofa out for DPW that was destroyed by our three cats, that nobody on craigslist wanted for the low price of free, and that every pet and everyone in my family except for me has peed on, and it somehow still feels wrong to me to leave it out because it’s raining out

bath bombs for old Junior, not my idea

crypto-produce still has to adhere to normativity re: roots and stems on account of the velcro, but the potty can go next to the sofa because squeezing behind the sofa is where the kid does his business after a “close eyes” order, for privacy

wrap it up salmonailures

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