the i yeah

if I was worried about supply chain attacks I would simply get high on my own supply

this mf said “ribato”

i’m about a month into trying to read this tune every day and i’ve got the first half ish, woof

fdr is to tragedy as madison cawthorn is to farce

democrats leaking the plot the fourth matrix movie 🎥 isn’t something i could have predicted but i’m glad bernie is already out reminding the left that we already ignore the second and third matrix movies so we can still enjoy the first one ☺️

Okayadon’t mind if I do (I’ve never made or had this before)

michelle tandler is the kind of name you pick on the character select screen in a NES game that couldn’t get a deal or didn’t want to pay the San Francisco franchise fees, only because you liked pizza slow, even though pizza slow was from a different, direct-to-vhs thing

can be damn sure i’m unfollowing all these doctors once this is all over

the two kinds of diaper filling energies my kid has:

A) Wilsonesque top-of-head-visible, standing behind the sofa playing with toys quietly

B) standing on his trampoline holding the support bar and telling everyone else in the room to close their eyes

immediately rejected laying in bed headache thoughts, so please pretend I’m posting this on substack:

Graeber style book Scams -> “War on Scams” -> “send in the troops” on usury lenders, private owners, insurers, etc -> quadruple wages for workers -> UBI to ex-financiers