Unix Mercenary, LLC

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndca/pr/former-netflix-executive-convicted-receiving-bribes-and-kickbacks-companies-contracting

after leaving bread in the toaster oven way too long, “wow, this toast is figuratively 𝘵𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵”

anyway, 𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢

it’s been such a long time since i’ve been on this side of these doors, p nice

fuck it, imagining a new laptop with an asymmetric-depth wooden hoop webcam lens frame, and a shiplap barn door webcam cover on iron rails, and little barn lights mounted on either side of the webcam, and the entire thing is dipped in flat paint the color of cigarette ashes

tfw the noodle is uncut

renamed the home gym to be more online

DC state name should be more like a space opera generation ship destination planet like “Representation” or “Finally”

idk why basecamp doesn’t just adopt robert’s rules of order

“Monkey King”, an abridged translation of Wu Cheng’en’s “Journey to the West” was super fun even with most of the buddhist vs taoist stuff going completely over my head

Pop! Pop!Pop!Pop! Prrrop!