pizza slow (high quality)
  1. Elvis Presley - “Are You Lonesome Tonight” - Laughing version https://youtu.be/hwbzxENP2eE

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  2. “How gauche.”, the aristocrat said.

    “Yes, quite.”, the other aristocrat agreed.

    “Quite.”

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  3. me n’ my clone

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  4. “i hate these damned robots” catchphrase

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  5. more computer things should be called “hints”

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  6. i got this one, toot toot

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  7. everloving nurse wife just said, “as they say in Epic (godawful medical software), ‘hover to discover!’” about some unrelated thing

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  8. i got this one, toot too

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  9. people say to clean while you cook to make the dishwasher’s job easier but i do it to find entire ingredients i prepared but forgot to put in the dish before it’s too late 🤦🏻‍♂️

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  10. cat

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