“To make this spreadsheet available for a large audience, publish this file to the web.” FOH

if all these mopes (tan, sacks, whoever is behind seattle’s) posting their way through political recalls keep the kayfabe going into 2022 IATSE is gonna have to go on strike again

i am reading heather knight articles in the sf chron to find out what not to be mad about so as to make up for all the other shit I read on this website

[after winning the lottery] the lottery is the greatest game in the world and 17th-century-fancy-word-that-just-means-RNGs are the best way to game!

everyone should just win the lottery!

look at all other people who simply won the lottery! I don’t know what a denominator is!

https://www.modernwiki.app neato, I has something similar but much, much dumber up on http://userscripts.org in 2010. nice to see that war never changes.

time goes a lot slower at the playground because all of the sand is pretty much all already at the bottom of the hourglass. it only progresses at all on account of the little kids who carry some back up the slides

another goat

drop-ins there consisted of making a first-available appointment while in line (for something like the 13th of december?) the normal way and then being seen immediately anyway

unfortunate process, probably causes people to wait for appointments needlessly