pizza slow (high quality)
  1. love love love the bryan ferry orchestra record but would also be ok with a remix produced to sound like you made it into the speakeasy

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  2. remote work has really freed people who like to live in rural places from keeping their opinions about city living to themselves in the free time they have between navigating strip mall parking lots [honk honk] and dealing with their lawns [riding mower 4-cycle revving]

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  3. the rot13 of “url” is “hey”, have a great day

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  4. dumb liberal idea #190123407: make true the lies about gig and other scam jobs being for people who only need some extra spending money by passing means testing legislation. applicant households must earn over 4x and under 6x some phony income level to qualify

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  5. garçon?

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  6. and on the third and final child-free day of vacation, I called a bank during their business hours and rolled over an IRA from a job I left… 9 years ago

    no rush

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  7. real q is maintaining fuel prices doing a materialism, doing an imperialism, doing neither, doing both, or “doing both, but only on a very short timeline“

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  8. a month or so of practice and i didn’t need to have my left middle and ring fingers flattened in a vice or get my wrists and thumb broken and reset so for surgeon to give me Merle Travis grip after all

    still feels wierd as hell though

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  9. sun’s up son’s up

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  10. gravely

    𝘗𝘖𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘙

    𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆

    𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝑮𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)