my kid brought this home from preschool, lookin p good

opinion-to-smarm browser extension

lets go

gdi my keyword mutes don’t work on my own posts in tweetbot @tapbots@twitter.com fix this you will regret it!!!

A “How To Do Things With Words” posthumous afterword discovered by JL Austin’s great grandchildren: “How to Mute ‘performative’ on the TL”

being online all the time owns, you’ll mostly agree with someone’s taste about nearly everything and then out of the blue they’ll say that so and such new thing which you also like is exemplar of everything wrong with the world and you just have to integrate that and stay pals

how do sf moderates overplay the same hand they use to make an everlasting j o motion when people ask them to do things? baffling dexterity

[watching people fight over scraps I left laying around] ugh, drama!

I need to make an alt so that I can 1) not have to be locked 2) convince my stupid brain to post normal shit instead of wrapping them all in three levels of discourse meta and lore like an idiot and like the tattoos I don’t have, I’m paralyzed by what to even pick for the handle