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Twitter posts

  1. The 20th @CharmSec is tonight at @SlaintePub in Fells Point, at 7PM, sharp. Don’t trust the valet, he isn’t a valet. We waive all responsib-

  2. @jjthomas driving in excess of the posted speed limit within a radar-monitored temporary tax-collection zone.

  3. Nothing says “Hey, I’m middle class, can’t we just settle this with cash?” like a conservative suit and tie in traffic court.

  4. @GoldbergLawDC congratulations!

  5. @dionthegod congratulations!