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Twitter posts

  1. We got tickets for @whitefordbronco at the @statetheatredc this Friday in Falls Church, so I’ll need to borrow your helicopter again.

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  3. Every time you toot passive aggressive rants about middle manager passive aggression, remember what Confucius said about he who smelt it.

  4. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

  5. @joesavestheday 'grats on the quarter-C. H.B.T.Y., A.M.M, etc.