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  1. One of our cats has a clear plastic cone-collar on 'til something clears up. Her reaction suggest like she’s experiencing the 4th dimension.

  2. I͈̮͕̼͓̗͚̎͗̊̈́ͤ̋t͍͉͎͇̫̥͍̿͒̔̊̏’s͖̻̩̙̮̘͇ Z̮̱̼̟̘̙̰ͪͭa̮̗̱͙̞̻͛̂ͅl͕̋́̽d̲̰̱ͯͅo͚ͮ͑ͨ͋̋̓ ̗̳͚̯ͫ̉͐̂ͫͨḁ͚̩̗̂̂̊ͨ̊g͚͚̘̜̦̲ͦ̊ͭ̇̚ͅa̝ͥ͂ͭ̍̿ȉ͈͆ͬ̃̌n̼͙͉͚̜̾͆ͯ̾̂.

  3. @will_torres uh, hey Will?

    Wanna see my bracket for the World Cup?

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  4. @bbaskin An expanded URL only claims to not be a 302.

    The web is a Skinner box: I just frantically click on everything underlined. Yay!

  5. I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition.

    And you know what that means.

    http://goo.gl/WmAk