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Twitter posts

  1. Gang: If we all switch to CFL bulbs, the energy traders managing long term price contracts will get better bonuses.

    Let’s pull together!

  2. This imperial stout I kegged in November, SILLY BLACK T-SHIRTS ONLY, tastes great.

    But it reads my e-mail, won’t fix my computer, o.O, &c.

  3. Corrections

    A toot on Monday suggested that I was in need of a Shmoocon barcode. I now have one. Two @charmsec regulars are still looking.

  4. This Snuggie keeps falling off when I walk around.

  5. Know of a @shmoocon barcode for sale?

    I’m buying.

    #thanksamillion #havebeentoeveryshmoocon #sadpanda #shmoocon