Twitter posts

1. I’ve lost about 8 pounds since last year’s @Shmoocon. If you think you see me but aren’t sure: the secret phrase is “Grant? Is that you?”

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30626525304848384/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

2. Save me a seat at @CharmSec tonight.

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30620191268274177/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

3. @oneeyedcarmen Congrats!!

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/26/tweet-30462075515965440/ in the Twitter collection.

4. “Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”

   — @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie

   “What? That’s what his songs are!”

   — @vurtyou

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/24/tweet-29802330966724608/ in the Twitter collection.

5. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

   Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/24/tweet-29801731713925120/ in the Twitter collection.