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Twitter posts

  1. Alright, who’s got the @grantstavely voodoo doll? I haven’t had a sore throat like this in fifteen years.

  2. RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Operations Engineer
    http://jobvite.com/m?3IGv1fwE #job

  3. RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Incident Response Engineer
    http://jobvite.com/m?3OGv1fwK #job

  4. BREAKING, 2023: WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN REVEALED TO BE IN THE PRIVATE COLLECTION OF BAY AREA TECHNOLOGIST AND EX-CAT OWNER

  5. Hed: HOUSE FAILS TO PASS EXTENSION OF PATRIOT ACT
    Dek: Tea Party and Democrats defeat GOP
    Lede: In a stunning tur…
    Nut Graf: Just kidding.