pizza slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. I love the “stay tuned” web-trope. A plea for readership, hilariously anachronistic, self-aware of the volume of ‘other’.

    Stay tuned.

  2. Excel Line Plotting 101

    • Unbold all text
    • Set all fonts to 12pt
    • Delete gridlines, ticks
    • Set all lines to 1/4pt
    • Curse
    • Shake fist

  3. @MikD I’ll concede poor adoption/execution. Decimal time maybe. Mostly, I’m nostalgic: In the 1990s The Internet was gonna revolutionize *.

  4. In swatch™ “Internet Time”, at the tone, the time will be “completely irrelevant.”

    tick

    tick

    tick

    BEEP!

  5. I’ve gotten this e-mail multiple times a semester for /years/. http://t.co/4nJnvB5

    Not taught at my almost-alma-mater: Reverse Psychology.