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Twitter posts

  1. RT @hotdogsladies: Viz., anyone informing 146MM readers that “technology” is making them dumb better be drawing it on the wall of a cold …

  2. It’s impolite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, before they announce the date of doomsday on The History Channel.

  3. RT @thanland: ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
    Percentage of charts in tweets that are worthless, versus time.

  4. RT @hodgman: RT @steven_moffat:" http://t.co/0Xyyy7H Douglas Adams: 10 years gone, and still ahead of us.”

  5. Rotate all abstract art 90° clockwise today. Exception granted if it’s on a wire: go 180° instead.