Twitter posts

1. “The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I Project Manage with a bro who also has a crystal.”

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111916418903179264/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

2. 'patawork: “The science of imaginary solutions, which symbolically attributes the properties of objects, described…”

   http://t.co/67EViMn

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111859551799754752/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

3. Mr. Boddy was killed by Project Manager NewGuy (PMP, CPM, MBA), in the conference room, with the business requirements document.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111839133642665985/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

4. If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/01/tweet-109332083557679104/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

5. If you don’t have a I-am-sarcasticly-handwaving-this gesture, you’re probably a handwaver.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108988633016565760/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.