Twitter posts

1. @mrgan by forcing you to dig for every tissue, they perform an environmental reminder to consider the life of a tree.

   Or to use your shirt.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/28/tweet-129959553986080768/ in the Twitter collection.

2. RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In startup we are hire only rockstar, ninja or samurai. Vague familiar with computer is big plus.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/26/tweet-129396423186849793/ in the Twitter collection.

3. I sure hope my patent-applied-for Ultra-Magnetic Cat Litter doesn’t cause as many ‘incidents’ as my patented Ultra-Magnetic Cat Food did.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/20/tweet-127137691082047488/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

4. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “Help, I don’t know how to get down outta this tree!” --A Cat

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/19/tweet-126731424484179969/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

5. Fucking speech acts, how do they work?

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/17/tweet-126166740722921472/ in the Twitter collection.