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Twitter posts

  1. @alexlevinson testing in production, eh? http://t.co/LTROF1by

  2. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

  3. @bbaskin our votes at work are: sprinkler housing or detonator. Hit it with a hammer as hand as you can.

  4. Ugh, 50 character passwords makes my clipboard so heavy.

  5. If things get crazy at the festival, impersonate a D.I. and holler for a Soldier, Sailor, or Marine. —ancient Red Cross Volunteer proverb