Twitter posts

1. ”Oh this computer thing might develop a fraud problem.”

   Really?

   Can’t y’all dislike Facebook and without all the rationalizing?

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293256324479864832/ in the Twitter collection.

2. In the year 2000, we’ll have the technology to door-ajar-light dishwashers just like ovens and fridges and cars and garages.

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293221767755993088/ in the Twitter collection.

3. Don’t stir your beer. http://t.co/uBaVLqi9

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293193363694419968/ in the Twitter collection.

4. Cracked flask http://t.co/7O2klIcf

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293192955169214464/ in the Twitter collection.

5. I refuse to rethink my preferences.

   Please sign my petition to require pepperoni on the menu.

   It’s the principle!

   http://t.co/zZ6eDjyn

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/17/tweet-291978066404720641/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.