Twitter posts

1. There was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said…

   do you know how to drive this thing?

   http://t.co/WiED90LP1E

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307906536158658560/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

2. Trust is being able to reply to a thread and then inbox-zero it because you know the recipient isn’t a heel.

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/01/tweet-307562259402608643/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

3. Link Big Deals to everyday activities to create a Huge F’ing Deal and get a free download of /Pig Farm: Time Crime/!

   http://t.co/3yKitp59z9

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/01/tweet-307529852821569536/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

4. TWC (a subsidiary of NYSE:TWX) CEO plans to liquidate shareholder equity on risky infrastructure investment to please 837,000 WIRED readers.

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307346502089576448/ in the Twitter collection.

5. S/cloud/Happy Fun Ball™/g

   If your shit still kinda makes sense, it’s shit, HTH.

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307232451414073344/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.