Twitter posts

1. SCENE III
   Lunch

   A:
   ”You hear so-and-so quit?”

   B:
   “I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”

   A:
   “Ah, me too, duh.”

   B:
   “Yeah.”

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319631607596212224/ in the Twitter collection.

2. I march straight into that RapiScan nudie-booth. It’s the shoes-and-laptops-and-belts hassle I hate.

   idgaf ‘bout TSA X-Ray Specs.

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582436486963200/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

3. Since everyone always volunteers their opinion about them literally every time they fly, on the internet (“online”, lol), to all of us:

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582310297112576/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

4. @Centurion woulda been funnier if you’d used ‘its’ instead of ‘it’s’.

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318934357412823042/ in the Twitter collection.

5. RT @nostrich: Wow, you’re a humorless asshole that hates April Fools Day too? Do you have an OkCupid account?

   Posted on Twitter over 13 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318778266288787456/ in the Twitter collection.