November 17th, 2013 9:58am
Jerry’s performance as a comedian is greatly diminished as a result of his humors being out of balance.
Kramer, suffering excesses of his yellow and black biles, takes out his aggressions on an unruly child.
George finds it impossible to decrease the intensity of his animal magnetism, despite a dedicated effort.
Elaine, suffering a strange and intense imbalance of qi, attempts to manipulate the energy flows in her life by violently rearranging the people around her.
Vitalism is so charming.
Also, I tried drafting a Seinfelt plot synopses spun on the core of Queneau’s Exercises in Style–Elaine is on the bus, sees George and Jerry get on, George is being George, Jerry goes and sits down, later Elaine sees Jerry talking to Kramer–after the second or third of this series and, welp, not easy!
November 14th, 2013 7:38pm
November 14th, 2013 9:06am
Interview: Hacker OPSEC with The Grugq
November 13th, 2013 6:40pm
Elaine is taking the bus back across town, again, with arm-loads of Peterman’s dry cleaning. At every stop, she tries to get off, saying “excuse me” from behind all the pressed suits but none of the other passengers can hear her, and, trying not to wrinkle Peterman’s suits, Elaine resigns herself to a spot at the back of the bus until later in the morning when the morning commute rush has died down. She’s crossed town four times so far.
In front of Tom’s Restaurant, George and Jerry get onto Elaine’s bus. George hates public transit and is unwilling to touch anything or anyone but Jerry, who he keeps jostling in clumsy attempts to avoid contacting any other bus passenger, bus seat, or bus rail.
“Germs Jerry! Germs!”
At the next stop, Jerry, increasingly annoyed with George, spots an empty seat and takes it.
Elaine makes no attempt to get their attention because it’s more fun to watch George bouncing from surface to surface in the confined bus, screaming about germs and annoying .
Kramer
November 10th, 2013 5:23pm