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  1. Using perl to serially process a few hundred 500MB pcaps instead of using threads because I’m too stupid and lazy to grok threads or fork()

  2. Unix epoch time 1234567890 is this Friday at 6:31PM EST. If your technical team has been looking for an excuse to have a happy hour…

  3. What’s w/ people in the New Testament buried in tombs w/ rolling stones for doors? Didn’t want to dig in sand? Resurrection convenience?

  4. 2AM, drunk: @electricfork How’s the fall of the military industrial complex ging? Marine Lt.Col: Quite the contrary I think. Me: Really?

  5. Ever get the feeling that the conversation you just had was all exposition? It’s fun to treat everything that happens like it’s in a novel.