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  1. I’m having a Saturday Night* tonight. * More details, and video, after the break. ----FOLD----- Oh, thank God, if we don’t get you to cl-

  2. Why don’t three-ring-binders have three-hole-punches built-in?

  3. I’m doing managerial accounting homework and thinking, I could just pledge an oath that I will never, ever, ever, infinity plus one, ever attempt to “do” accounting, and thereby get a pass on having to take the course on it. Right? I’ll need a witness.

  4. Every time I log out of a system thinking I’m in vim’s :sh when I was really in :wq, the forehead shaped dent in my desk gets bigger.