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source: mastodon
date: 2026-08-08 17:29:54.79 +00
title: "Mastodon post from August 8, 2026, 117061071325803327"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/117061071325803327
post_id: 117061071325803327
tags:
- mastodon
---
My mom has never acknowledged the times I used to sneak out of the house to do crimes. I'm pretty sure she knew or at least knows now (thanks, Sis) but she sure doesn’t post about it. Respect.