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source: mastodon
date: 2022-11-15 21:17:41.26 +00
title: "Mastodon post from November 15, 2022, 109349900206128959"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/109349900206128959
post_id: 109349900206128959
tags:
  - mastodon
---
walking around the office of the company I just acquired setting numerous ACME patent-pending traps, bombs, suspended heavy objects, etc, and then lighting the cigar that came complimentary from the ACME salesman with a strike anywhere match on my boot